Ooops.

The Penultimate Peril, part 12 in A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman. The latter is about a man whose father dies and turns out to have been a god. And the main character finds out that he has a brother as well, who shows up, and things just go on from there. I don't know more, I don't need to know more, it's my favourite author, I'm going to buy every single one of his books if I come across them.

Please don't let me anywhere near where books are sold for a while, please. I have more than enough and can't buy new shelves until maybe next month.